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Date Everything!

2025Sassy Chap GamesXbox Series X|S, PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch

Date Everything is a sandbox dating simulator set in the comfort of your own home, featuring 100 fully voice acted datable characters! Let the romance flow between your bed, smoke alarm and… Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread? Are you ready to Date Everything?

What it feels like

The game's core conceit—dating inanimate objects and an existential concept—is built on deadpan nonsense logic and cosmic pointlessness. The irreverent framing of romance with a smoke alarm and existential dread invites players to mess around and experiment with absurd romantic possibilities. Despite the existential theme, the overall tone is carefree and unburdened, treating the premise as comedic fun rather than serious exploration.

Absurdist85%
Playful80%
Lighthearted75%
Whimsical70%
Irreverent65%

What it's about

Romantic love and connection is the explicit and entire subject of the game. The setting in 'the comfort of your own home' suggests everyday domestic texturing alongside romance. The 'Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread' as a datable character introduces philosophical absurdity as a thematic element.

Love & Romance95%
Slice of Life60%
Existential55%

How it plays

Building relationships and romances with characters is the definitive core system and entire reason for play. As a visual novel with romance branching, dialogue choices likely drive interaction and relationship outcomes. With 100 datable characters, building different romantic approaches or strategies across playthroughs likely offers some variety.

Relationship Sim85%
Dialogue Trees65%
Character Builds35%

How it looks and sounds

All 100 characters are described as fully voice acted, making voice a significant part of the experience.

Full Voice Acting75%

How it's structured

Explicitly described as a sandbox dating simulator where players set their own romantic goals with 100 available characters. Designed as a single-player experience focused on personal romantic fantasy and exploration. With 100 characters and sandbox freedom, there is substantial systemic variance encouraging different romantic paths.

Sandbox80%
Single-Player75%
High Replayability65%

Shares Love & Romance, Relationship Sim, Dialogue Trees, Playful.

Both lean into Relationship Sim, Love & Romance, Single-Player, Dialogue Trees.

Relationship Sim95%Love & Romance85%Single-Player95%Dialogue Trees85%

Shares Love & Romance, Playful, Relationship Sim, Dialogue Trees.

Both lean into Love & Romance, Playful, Relationship Sim, Dialogue Trees.

Love & Romance95%Playful85%Relationship Sim75%Dialogue Trees80%
The Sims 358% match

Shares Sandbox, Relationship Sim, Love & Romance, Playful.

Both lean into Sandbox, Single-Player, Relationship Sim, Love & Romance.

Sandbox95%Single-Player88%Relationship Sim72%Love & Romance58%

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Single-Player90%Playful85%Sandbox80%Lighthearted80%

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Both lean into Single-Player, Full Voice Acting, Relationship Sim, Dialogue Trees.

Single-Player95%Full Voice Acting90%Relationship Sim70%Dialogue Trees85%

A lesser-known kindred — Playful, Lighthearted, Whimsical, Sandbox. 94% positive across 4,748 Steam reviews.

Both lean into Playful, Lighthearted, Whimsical, Irreverent.

Playful95%Lighthearted80%Whimsical85%Irreverent70%
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